Archive for the 'Positive Attitude' Category

Sometimes I Feel Like a Gerbil…

Running around and around on his wheel. Lots of running, little distance covered. A nicer way of looking at it would be like a carousel ride. Pretty horses, pretty music, pretty lights. You go around and around and when it is all over, you are back where you started. Minus a few dollars, plus some […]

How to be an Unbearable Co-worker

For those who aspire to become an unbearable co-worker, here are some tips to help you achieve your goal.
On Team Work
To become an unbearable co-worker, adopt the without-me-nothing-around-here-gets done attitude. Since your co-workers are a bunch of incompetent imbeciles, you need to make it clear that you are the only one who can get things […]

Taking Initiative

I use the train to commute to work every day. Naturally, the station gets really busy starting around 4 o’clock with passengers rushing to catch their trains. Today, on my way back, I overheard someone complaining about the crowded station saying: “Someone should do something about this” and then he pointed at a large group of […]